My Cousin Laughed 'Mark, This Table Is For Family, Go Find A Spot Outside...' - Best Reddit Stories 'Mark, This Table Is For Family. You Can Find A Spot Outside.' My Cousin Laughed As The Others Grinned. The Waiter Dropped A $3000 Bill In Front Of Me. I Took A Sip Of My Coffee And Chuckled. They Had No Idea Who Was Covering It Tonight… In this gripping tale of family drama and revenge, the protagonist, Mark, finally decides to stand up to his entitled relatives who have always treated him as their personal ATM. When they push him one step too far, expecting him to cover an outrageous $3000 bill after a lavish dinner, Mark's patience runs thin. What follows is a slow-burn build-up to a powerful act of financial karma, as Mark leaves them to face the consequences of their actions. A sharp and satisfying story of revenge, where the real victory isn’t just about the money—it's about finally asserting control and putting an end to years of manipulation.